my dick is itchy I think i have herpes
Hey look a seahorse
I SWEAR TO GOD THIS IS THE DUMBEST THING IVE EVER ADDED TO A POST AND NOW WE ARE /HERE/
How long after arriving at someone’s house is it appropriate to ask for the WiFi password?
i love birthdays they’re so motivational like if i can manage to keep myself alive for another year ill get money and cake
that feeling when you listen to a song with good heaphones for the first time and suddenly you notice 7 new instruments, a child singing harmonies in the background, and you’re just sitting there wide eyed and in love with the song all over again
A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.
ah yes i have finally found it
the g spot